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It is official. I hate alarms.

Hmm, where should I start? To begin with, let me tell you that I do not have the deepest of sleep (at least, not any more). However, during the wee hours of the morning, I absolutely hate getting out of my cosy bed, especially on cold winter dawns. I have tried normal alarms - the watch ones, the cellphone ones, the quartz ones - but none of them seem to have the power to wake me up from my slumber. Finally, I got hold of the deadliest alarm - the manual table clock. Emanating a sound, which am sure can be heard from 10 miles apart, this table clock actually has the capacity of waking up Ravana's brother Kumbhakarna from his siesta. And I swear, I am much better than that - hence, it definitely works for me.

Anyways, back to the story. Today I was having a nice dream where I had won a competition and the prize was that for an entire day I could have anything in a sweet shop and I would not have to pay for it. I had just entered the shop, gloating in ecstacy, with a brilliant and juicy platter in front of me. I was just about to start munching on them, when at that exact moment, this godforsaken alarm of the table clock started hooting. I watched with helplessness as the sweetshop disappeared and went into oblivion :( and I had a real rude awakening. I know, it sounds ironic, but this table clock absolutely has no sense of timing. Five more minutes, and I could have at least eaten 10 of the juicy rasgullas. Sigh. I hate alarms.
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Allergy is probably the worst form of disease after AIDS. The problem with it is, it is apparently innocuous, yet it has the colossal power to screw up everything. You can never predict how it will manifest and it never follows a set pattern. For example, I had crab by mistake, yesterday. I know that I am super allergic to crab, but I was busy talking and just tasted the gravy by mistake. Since then, I have been expecting breathing problem. Instead, this time the manifestation came out in a totally different way. I got rashes, a relapse of a pain in the knee and most importantly a certain disorientation, which I realised while I was driving to office. I guess, it was sheer luck that I did not meet with an accident. Just hoping to go back home and get over with the phase. Ciao.

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Who is John Galt?

Statutory Warning : - John Galt facts are ALWAYS stranger than John Galt fiction. Some of them are listed below.

1. John Galt's first disciple was Chuck Norris, and second - Giacomo Casanova.
2. Chuck Norris got his first name when John Galt chucked him out of his tutelage for being too publicity-hungry.
3. John Galt drafted the Declaration of Independence, but it wasn't too important a document to him to put his signature on it. Plus, putting his signature would mean that no other person would be allowed to sign below him, hence he refrained.
4. Both the World Wars started when John Galt was on vacation. They ended when he returned and put his foot down.
5. A John Galt kiss once fetched a value of 100 million pounds in an auction.
6. Cleopetra dated Anthony after John Galt dumped her.
7. John Galt holds the record for rejecting the Nobel prize in all fields, 30 times in a row.
8. Babe Ruth, Tiger Woods, Sir Donald Bradman, Roger Federar, Michael Schumacher, Pele, Diego Maradona and many other sports personalities graduated from the John Galt School of Sports.
9. The Academy Award trophy is actually designed on John Galt's face.
10. John Galt was the architect for the Sphinx and the Taj Mahal.
11. Greek Gods went into exile in shame after they realized that John Galt has a better figure than all of them.
12. The Sun was formed when John Galt's got angry one day and a heavenly body caught fire because of that.
13. The Guiness Book of World Records begins with a disclaimer which states - "All records mentioned herein have been originally created by John Galt and are still standing. The people mentioned herein are second to him in all respects. However, being second to John Galt is an achievement by itself and hence they are glorified."

More to come..... Watch this space....

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