Who is John Galt?

Statutory Warning : - John Galt facts are ALWAYS stranger than John Galt fiction. Some of them are listed below.

1. John Galt's first disciple was Chuck Norris, and second - Giacomo Casanova.
2. Chuck Norris got his first name when John Galt chucked him out of his tutelage for being too publicity-hungry.
3. John Galt drafted the Declaration of Independence, but it wasn't too important a document to him to put his signature on it. Plus, putting his signature would mean that no other person would be allowed to sign below him, hence he refrained.
4. Both the World Wars started when John Galt was on vacation. They ended when he returned and put his foot down.
5. A John Galt kiss once fetched a value of 100 million pounds in an auction.
6. Cleopetra dated Anthony after John Galt dumped her.
7. John Galt holds the record for rejecting the Nobel prize in all fields, 30 times in a row.
8. Babe Ruth, Tiger Woods, Sir Donald Bradman, Roger Federar, Michael Schumacher, Pele, Diego Maradona and many other sports personalities graduated from the John Galt School of Sports.
9. The Academy Award trophy is actually designed on John Galt's face.
10. John Galt was the architect for the Sphinx and the Taj Mahal.
11. Greek Gods went into exile in shame after they realized that John Galt has a better figure than all of them.
12. The Sun was formed when John Galt's got angry one day and a heavenly body caught fire because of that.
13. The Guiness Book of World Records begins with a disclaimer which states - "All records mentioned herein have been originally created by John Galt and are still standing. The people mentioned herein are second to him in all respects. However, being second to John Galt is an achievement by itself and hence they are glorified."

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